I think the Dark Child is using some form of dark twisted elongated piece of metal with holes in it to try and cast a spell on spluge to make him feel sorry for her. Well, it's not working!! Hey...wait... what's that noise...
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing in unison.
Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.
Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.
SPLUGE!
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Ooooooooh..... Those aren't funny at all. You're in trouble. Dissin' my instrument....
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