Day of Celebration

Well, looks like Spluge has two good reasons to celebrate today. First I must pay homage to BlackJesusJW for today is his 21st birthday. Yay... So in honor of such a formadable opponent, I shall go buy myself something. On another note... the rogue team of Spluge and Ogre defeated the impudents in team action last night. Due to our superior Rocket wenching and sword/snipeing, the dynamic dimwits were handed a most devestating blow. But anyways, I digress...happy birthday to Josh aka blackjesusjw.

Music of the Night

I think the Dark Child is using some form of dark twisted elongated piece of metal with holes in it to try and cast a spell on spluge to make him feel sorry for her. Well, it's not working!! Hey...wait... what's that noise...

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing in unison.

Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.

SPLUGE!

Krackerfactory

Rumor has it that the Krackerfactory is gearing up to rejoin the weekend mayhem. Spluge will have to be on top of his game to avoid those annoying little STICKIES!! Spluge is becomming weak from only playing impudents like Dark Child and HiMe. Death to all who cross the path of SPLUGE

Dark Child Does Laundry

Hmmm.... I wonder what the Dark child is doing to her mom's washing machine. She must be mad for getting beat so bad at Halo. I know I would be angry if I got beat as bad as the Dark Child.

Team Schooling

Well... it was another fine weekend of Halo2. Looks like Ogre and Spluge were schooled by the Dark Child, HiMe, and Nailbender in the team competition. However, in single slayer the skill shown through as was to be expected. Ogres' and spluges' just don't seem to play well together. On another note, we went to the movies over the weekend and saw Serenity. Not too bad..the action scenes were cool, some of the storyline was lame. We give it a 7 out of 10. Playing Halo2 with the family on Xbox connect is much better than Xbox live, there are no idiots running their mouths all the time and trying to hide behind their little noob profanity. We play to have fun and sometimes last place is just as rewarding....or not. Well that's my ranting for now and we'll get them next time! Spluge