All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Another great night of Halo2. Black-JW and Krak-r-fac-tory returned with a vengence.. bodies were flying everwhere. ColDF1rE joined in on the festivities and added to the mayhem. The Dark Child was feeling much better and wasn't dripping snot on her controller anymore. Hime was wreaking havoc again with the beatdowns, however; she seemed to be getting stuck in between snipers on occasion. Last week it was rocket launchers. Now is the time for all of you to wake up and realize that all your base are belong to Spluge and Ogre... so prepare... What? You don't know what I'm talking about? All your base? well "mister I don't have a clue" let me show you. CLICK HERE

Peter Jackson to do Halo Movie

Some thoughts on Halo


Please... protect me from Spluge and Ogre... I saw what they did to Dark Child and Hime! I don't want to be a noob forever.


Yes it's true.. the team of Ogre and Spluge have a magic like none I have ever seen. Spluge can put great fear into the heart of any man with one swift and silent thrust from his sword. And Ogre, boy he's a tricky one... he's from an old race known as "modders"


Spluge and Ogre are the scourge of the earth... yet, somehow I find myself strangely attracted to them. They really whistle well... What is this spell of confusion that has been weaved on me...



Dude... I think Ogre is checking me out...
God...Your such an idiot! HEY, You! Behind the magic screen..Are you eyeballin me?



Darks'es Child... run...run from the precious... Spluge'es and Ogres'es will kill them! HiMees, Krackers'es, Blacks'es,.. they will all die Run my Precious! RUN!,

"Dark Child Sick"

Poor Dark Child isn't feeling well... I think she's afraid of the upcomming butt-whooping in Halo by Spluge!!

In keeping with the Amish theme...

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At least we have fun..

So for those of you who really wan't to see what Spluge and Ogre are like during the team action you might want to click here.

Trick or Treat... or Spluge

Halloween is soon upon us and the trick is going to be on the Dark Child and her partner of bafoonery, the Himester. Even as we speak, ogre is refining his wenching skills and polishing his rocket.... launcher. Stickies will fall from the sky like you can only get at authentic spanish restaurants. Yeah... that's what I'm talkin about. The glow from spluge's sword will cause the faint at heart to be... like the baby strongsad! So...enjoy my pumpkin. Spluge

Day of Mourning

Well...Spluge and Ogre pretty much had their respective butts handed to them on a platter last night during the team action. However; we did have one kill of our 72 in the game to 100 that we actually worked as a team. The combined forces of the "don't hurt me I'm a flute playing dark child" and "watch me kill them without using a gun Hime", put the screws to us. I however, am starting to think Ogres' are defective or something.... What's really sad is that in one team game to 25, Hime recorded 23 of her teams kills. I think the Dark Child was having to manuever over too many dead bodies... OURS!. That's 0k...sure..Hime use your fancy flying "GoJu look at me open a can of Ryu" on us. We shall exact our revenge...after we fix our wounds.... On a positive note, in the single slayer Ogre scored a sweet triple kill... and came back in a game to win. Unfortunately that means for me, I lost. SPLUGE 4-ever!