Halo2 Fun

Well, I’m trying out this whole Blogging thing to see if it actually is worth my time. Time spent blogging is less time I have for schooling the Dark Child. I’m looking forward to another game of Halo2 this weekend with my relatives in Idaho. Yeah I know, Idahoan’s having Xbox’s is kind of a contradiction. It’s like giving Tivo to Ethiopians’ or something. Anyways, it’s a good thing the Dark Childs parents both work in a hospital….she’s gonna need it this weekend. Some Halo2 Pointers when playing against the evildoers….

BlackJesusjw 1 word….screen-watcher. However, avoid at all cost initially and let Hime beat him down or be a kill-stealer…. Oh Yeah!

Hi Me Just run away….then sword wench. She will beat you down and laugh at your crumpled body…

Krackerfactory Should be called stickyfactory. Plan on dying…just before you “see the blue light”

The Dark Child This is easy…when she is standing over the dead body of “Spluge” (aka best halo2 player of all time) pumping shot after shot into his lifeless frame, sneak up behind and SWORDWENCH! YEAH! That’s what I’m talking about!

Ogre Obviously has been taking sticky lessons from Krackerfactory. Ogre’s have no fear to their own disadvantage. They typically will run headlong into a shotgun. Oh, yeah, they hate being sniped.

Nailbender Sometimes goes by other names…. All I can say is “clean up crew” has a unique ability to show up just when you’re almost dead and shoot you in the foot for the kill. She’s tricky like that.

Caprinkle Usually goes by something like death-flower or fireflower. Be careful, some of the newest players are tricky… when she masters the weapons it’s gonna be rough!

Spluge Similar to Ogre in terms of running recklessly into the barrel of a shotgun…Has amazing raw talent….those who play against him feel a sense of awe…. Sort of like…awe, we killed spluge again. Usually being hunted down mercilessly by uhh… everyone.