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Dream Interpretation

One of my skills of being a therapist is that of dream interpretation. I have taken the liberty to posts what most probably was in the dreams last night of the following people..

BlackJW


HiMe
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DarkChild
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Ogre


Spudlauncher


KrackerFactory



FireFlower


NailBender
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Good Day Today...

Well today was a good day. Donna’s surgery was event free and she is home. We left our house at 8:00 this morning and arrived at the hospital at 9:00am. Jamie waited in the outpatient surgery room on the nice comfy couches. Donna and I entered the pre-op surgery room and were escorted to a cubicle with a bed and a chair for me. The nurses came in and were extremely friendly and competent and put her IV drip in her hand. A few minutes later the nurse returned and gave her the heperin shot in the stomach “which Donna said stung a bit”. We then waited in the same little cubicle for quite a while during which time the Surgeon stopped in and talked with us for quite awhile and the ER nurse stopped in as well and talked with us. The surgery was scheduled for 11:30 and about 11:15 a nurse came in and did the betadine all over the area. The also gave her an antibiotic drip. At about 1140 they took her in for surgery. Jamie and I headed off to the vending machines loaded with about twenty dollars in quarters. WEEEEE!!!! The surgery actually started at 12:00 and she was out of surgery at 12:45. We spent the rest of the day in her room and left for home at 6:45 that evening…with a few extra things…like…latex gloves… and stuff. Donna is now on her hydrocodone and feeling pretty good. YAY!! Thanks Wendy for all the info! Oh yeah… they really shouldn’t use dry erase boards in the hospital rooms for the nurses….he he hehe…..

Just when you think you've seen it all

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Dark Child's Eye Test...

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This Just In: "Dark Child's Locker Raided"

School officials were forced to search the locker of the Dark Child earlier today. Someone reported a strange smell eminating from the locker. Pictured below are some of the contents found in her locker.....

Someone set up us the bomb

Now that you have enjoyed all your base are belong to us you might like this, Some one set up us the bomb. CLICK HERE

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Another great night of Halo2. Black-JW and Krak-r-fac-tory returned with a vengence.. bodies were flying everwhere. ColDF1rE joined in on the festivities and added to the mayhem. The Dark Child was feeling much better and wasn't dripping snot on her controller anymore. Hime was wreaking havoc again with the beatdowns, however; she seemed to be getting stuck in between snipers on occasion. Last week it was rocket launchers. Now is the time for all of you to wake up and realize that all your base are belong to Spluge and Ogre... so prepare... What? You don't know what I'm talking about? All your base? well "mister I don't have a clue" let me show you. CLICK HERE

Peter Jackson to do Halo Movie

Some thoughts on Halo


Please... protect me from Spluge and Ogre... I saw what they did to Dark Child and Hime! I don't want to be a noob forever.


Yes it's true.. the team of Ogre and Spluge have a magic like none I have ever seen. Spluge can put great fear into the heart of any man with one swift and silent thrust from his sword. And Ogre, boy he's a tricky one... he's from an old race known as "modders"


Spluge and Ogre are the scourge of the earth... yet, somehow I find myself strangely attracted to them. They really whistle well... What is this spell of confusion that has been weaved on me...



Dude... I think Ogre is checking me out...
God...Your such an idiot! HEY, You! Behind the magic screen..Are you eyeballin me?



Darks'es Child... run...run from the precious... Spluge'es and Ogres'es will kill them! HiMees, Krackers'es, Blacks'es,.. they will all die Run my Precious! RUN!,

"Dark Child Sick"

Poor Dark Child isn't feeling well... I think she's afraid of the upcomming butt-whooping in Halo by Spluge!!

In keeping with the Amish theme...

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At least we have fun..

So for those of you who really wan't to see what Spluge and Ogre are like during the team action you might want to click here.

Trick or Treat... or Spluge

Halloween is soon upon us and the trick is going to be on the Dark Child and her partner of bafoonery, the Himester. Even as we speak, ogre is refining his wenching skills and polishing his rocket.... launcher. Stickies will fall from the sky like you can only get at authentic spanish restaurants. Yeah... that's what I'm talkin about. The glow from spluge's sword will cause the faint at heart to be... like the baby strongsad! So...enjoy my pumpkin. Spluge

Day of Mourning

Well...Spluge and Ogre pretty much had their respective butts handed to them on a platter last night during the team action. However; we did have one kill of our 72 in the game to 100 that we actually worked as a team. The combined forces of the "don't hurt me I'm a flute playing dark child" and "watch me kill them without using a gun Hime", put the screws to us. I however, am starting to think Ogres' are defective or something.... What's really sad is that in one team game to 25, Hime recorded 23 of her teams kills. I think the Dark Child was having to manuever over too many dead bodies... OURS!. That's 0k...sure..Hime use your fancy flying "GoJu look at me open a can of Ryu" on us. We shall exact our revenge...after we fix our wounds.... On a positive note, in the single slayer Ogre scored a sweet triple kill... and came back in a game to win. Unfortunately that means for me, I lost. SPLUGE 4-ever!

Day of Celebration

Well, looks like Spluge has two good reasons to celebrate today. First I must pay homage to BlackJesusJW for today is his 21st birthday. Yay... So in honor of such a formadable opponent, I shall go buy myself something. On another note... the rogue team of Spluge and Ogre defeated the impudents in team action last night. Due to our superior Rocket wenching and sword/snipeing, the dynamic dimwits were handed a most devestating blow. But anyways, I digress...happy birthday to Josh aka blackjesusjw.

Music of the Night

I think the Dark Child is using some form of dark twisted elongated piece of metal with holes in it to try and cast a spell on spluge to make him feel sorry for her. Well, it's not working!! Hey...wait... what's that noise...

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing in unison.

Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.

SPLUGE!

Krackerfactory

Rumor has it that the Krackerfactory is gearing up to rejoin the weekend mayhem. Spluge will have to be on top of his game to avoid those annoying little STICKIES!! Spluge is becomming weak from only playing impudents like Dark Child and HiMe. Death to all who cross the path of SPLUGE

Dark Child Does Laundry

Hmmm.... I wonder what the Dark child is doing to her mom's washing machine. She must be mad for getting beat so bad at Halo. I know I would be angry if I got beat as bad as the Dark Child.